River Men Get Riled, Rough Up Visitors

Frenchtown’s own professional footballing eleven musically mauled league champions, the Lumber, on Saturday night. After getting pushed around the first half, the River Men came out with renewed vigor in the final thirty minutes and flattened last year’s champs. Near the end of the slugfest, the Frenchtown squad’s newly fierce offensive line, the Five Titans of Terror, were heard singing an impromptu ditty titled “Wrath of the River Men.”

- Excerpted from REPLAYS by William E. Spear